99 Problems

...but a Mitch ain't one.

Hi.

Somehow, somewhere in the universe, our stars aligned in the mystic cosmos of the Internets. That’s beautiful.

Ten things about Mitch:

  1. Despite my name, I am the opposite of a man. 
  2. I just moved to Cincinnati from the STL (totes BFF with Nelly).
  3. During the day, I’m a digital copywriter. At night, I am Darkwing Duck. 
  4. I’ve broken my coccyx twice. Both times involved stairs and hangovers.
  5. My cat is a dick. We have a love/hate relationship.
  6. I love facial hair.
  7. I sleep eat. Every night. As in, I sleep walk into the kitchen, and find food in my bed the next morning.
  8. Legally, in most states, I’m a little person.
  9. “Islands in the Stream” is the best song ever. EVER.
  10.  This blog was born on a whim and a broken heart. (summer 2010)