Hi.
Somehow, somewhere in the universe, our stars aligned in the mystic cosmos of the Internets. That’s beautiful.

Ten things about Mitch:
- Despite my name, I am the opposite of a man.
- I just moved to Cincinnati from the STL (totes BFF with Nelly).
- During the day, I’m a digital copywriter. At night, I am Darkwing Duck.
- I’ve broken my coccyx twice. Both times involved stairs and hangovers.
- My cat is a dick. We have a love/hate relationship.
- I love facial hair.
- I sleep eat. Every night. As in, I sleep walk into the kitchen, and find food in my bed the next morning.
- Legally, in most states, I’m a little person.
- “Islands in the Stream” is the best song ever. EVER.
- This blog was born on a whim and a broken heart. (summer 2010)